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Thursday, September 9, 2021

Baja in May

Baja in May

This was our second trip to Baja California, and I had high hopes that it would be vastly superior to the first trip, which was last October. You may recall that I began the trip with rash (which was initially mis-diagnosed as shingles), and to add to the merriment, I tripped and pretty much destroyed my left knee on the third night of the vacation. So instead of seeing the sights, enjoying the food, walking around downtown and swimming in the crystal clear 85-degree ocean, I spent the bulk of the last four days in the condo with my leg elevated and an ice pack on my knee. What was supposed to be our first vacation in eight years, as well as a fact-finding mission to see if we might like to move to Baja someday, turned into a miserable time for me. But this trip was different in just about every conceivable way. I’ll state right up front that this time was a ball. Great weather, amazing food, fun with friends, lots of driving around, and no mishaps, physical or otherwise.

 

Flights to Baja from Bend, Oregon are a challenge. There are a couple flights each week that “only” take eight hours. They leave Roberts Field in Redmond at the ungodly hour of 5:30 AM, feature a three-hour layover in San Francisco, then a painless three hour flight to SJD … San Jose del Cabo International Airport, which is located about fifteen miles above Cabo San Lucas on the southern tip of Baja California.

 

Car rentals seem to be a consistent pain here. On our first trip, we had two successive cars with their “check engine lights” on the whole time, and the second car having little to no air conditioning. And Baja is hot … almost always. For this trip, the car fun was via two extremely rude and painfully indecisive dudes from San Francisco ahead of us. They quite literally questioned everything. The prices of all the services, how to get places, why do we need insurance, can we switch this car out for a jeep … Twenty minutes of unnecessary banter with the very nice and extremely patient car rental agent.

 

There are two ways to get to La Paz from Los Cabos, and we opted for Highway 1 going up the cape, and Highway 19 coming back, since we’d be spending the last three days in Todos Santos, on the Pacific side.  The two-and-a-half-hour trip up Highway 1 was hot and long, but uneventful. There’s a view of the Sea of Cortez (aka the Gulf of California) for much of the ride, and some interesting, though curvy and windy roads through the mountains.

 

Upon entering the busy outskirts of La Paz, I remembered the car fumes and specifically that they got ungodly in the more congested parts of town. Say what you want about our mandated emission limits being a violation of our liberties, but a trip to Mexico or many other countries will demonstrate why it’s necessary.

 

No problem finding our way through town, and back to the familiarity of the ideally situated, through somewhat dated La Concha hotel and condos. The first trip was spent on the second floor in a two-bedroom place, in order to accommodate four of us, but since this was only going to be the two of us this time, we opted for a smaller studio condo, situated on the third floor (view from the deck, left). While the first condo was immaculate, this one was not particularly clean, but we’d make do, considering all the other attractions in the area. The condos directly overlook the pool, and out over the Sea of Cortez. Spectacular, falls short of an adequate description of this view.


A quick change from tennies to Tevas, and it was off to the hotel’s poolside palapa bar where we knew a couple of giant Margaritas would be available for the asking. It was a pleasant surprise to see Giovanni was serving this day. He was our favorite server from the October trip, and a great guy. Killer nachos, fresh fish tacos, and a Pacifico beer made up for a long arduous day.

 

Early to bed after a long day that began at 3:00 AM, and an early wakeup call thanks to what seemed to be every small bird in Baja having a morning meeting just off the deck. Coffee to the rescue, followed by looking over all the restaurant and site suggestions, and we were off on our first venture into town. Weather on the first day was very Hawaii-like, meaning it was pleasant and high-70’s instead of 90’s. Lots of walking around town, and a late lunch / early dinner at Kiwi, which is on the Malecon, right off the bay. Two huge Mexican combo plates, fresh chips and queso dip, two beers each (I’m on vacation) came to 300 pesos … About $25. We walked the Malecon to burn off some of the calories, and then did some major shopping for “staples” for the week. Chips, fresh salsa, two giant size Coca Cola Lights (WAY better than the Diet Coke we get in the states), bananas, limes, a big container of mango juice, coffee, sweetener, 2 bags of ice … plus a six pack of Dos Equis, a liter of decent rum, and a bottle of 1800 tequila … The total came to about fifty bucks. This tequila alone runs $35 in the U.S. Everything resembling food and beverages costs less in Baja.

 

First time at the Sunset Bar, which is adjacent to the dive center and a short walk from the hotel restaurant. We met an interesting expat who was originally from Saratoga, California, who now runs an eco-friendly surf and dive center in Bocas del Toros, on the Caribbean side of Panama. Both the surf camp and Bocas sounded very enticing. I envision a trip there at some point!  Another amazing sunset, which seems to be a daily thing here.

 

Day 3, and still no Internet or phone access, but life has a way of going on. We had a great breakfast at the hotel’s restaurant. Risa had eggs Benedict; I had a breakfast burrito plate with THREE great burritos, and the ubiquitous dollop of refried beans and a couple tortilla chips. This is the norm here, pretty much everywhere. You know that huge mess of beans they serve you at every American Mexican restaurant?  Usually with a half-pound of melted cheese?  Not in Mexico.

 

We spent a lazy day by the pool, which always seems to be at the perfect temperature for cooling off from the sometimes-relentless Baja sun. I believe we’re at about ninety degrees today.

 

I’m currently midway into the first of what would be four complete novels, over the course of the trip. Getting into the last Michael Crichton novel, hanging on the deck with a couple Dos Equis, sips of 1800 Reposado, killer chips and salsa. I suppose we’ll have to think about dinner at some point, but for now, it’s just me, a great book, a beer, and the Bay of Cortez.

 

Dinner ended up being at Rancho Viejo, located a block south of the far end of the Malecon. The restaurant is very authentic, and the servers spoke very little English (this isn’t common, most speak it well). Both condo owners had recommended this place as being very good, and very inexpensive, so we thought we’d give it a shot. The food was in fact awesome, and as expected, very authentic Mexican dining. Risa had 3 shrimp tacos and I had the beef arrechara special (seasoned, grilled skirt steak), fresh tortillas, a huge selection of garnishes and dips and two Dos Equis. The total came to about $25 including tip. Excellent dinner and service, again at about half the price we’d pay at home.

 

We would have lunch at Rancho Viejo a couple days later, and it was equally amazing. Half a kilo (about a pound and a quarter) of arrechara, cut into taco filling-sized cubes), a dozen fresh tortillas, avocado dip, pico de gallo, salsa, chips, a selection of garnishes, two beers … $16. With every meal and every trip to a market I’m wondering how they pull it off. Or more correctly, why are we getting gouged so much in the U.S.?

 

One meal a day, two tops, seems to be the norm, at least on this trip. And I’m totally getting into eating my main meal around two or three in the afternoon, with maybe a small snack later. Not sure why, not the heat, or I would have adapted this pattern while living in Chico or Gilroy.

 

Still no cellular or Internet, but that would change later tonight, as we’d been told that wireless is available for the asking at the Sunset Bar. Amazingly, the initial withdrawal from email, Facebook and contact with the rest of the world, becomes bearable very quickly. As I sit on the deck, writing notes from today, listening to the tiny little ripples rolling in from the Bay of Cortez, I’m beginning to think of needs versus habits.


We visited a market (a “super mercado”) called Mega earlier today. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven after spotting the salsa aisle. Yikes. I resisted buying one of everything and settled on a Buffalo brand salsa classic, a La Viuda Negra “japones” salsa, and a La Anota chile habanero salsa. These will be smuggled home, but the red and green salsas, some shredded queso cheese, and a dozen tortillas will be a snack for later, and breakfast for several days. The 24 tortillas were still warm and ran under a dollar. The salsas were 65 cents each.

 

It’s inevitable that one of the Goomers (troll dolls) will manage to sneak into the luggage and join us at our vacation destination. This year’s stowaway was Maureen, who was one of Risa’s first, after joining the crazy Sullivan clan. They’re generally fun little creatures but they’ve been known to sneak into your liquor cabinet and raid your booze or eat the last piece of pizza you were saving for breakfast, while you’re sleeping. But like puppies that pee on the floor or the occasional overshooting of the sandbox by your favorite kitty, you tend to overlook it. Don’t sweat the little stuff.

 

Saturday morning in La Paz, Baja California South (BCS). Woke up to a gentle early morning breeze coming in over the Bay of Cortez. Coffee on the deck, waited for my longtime friend Deborah to arrive for a trip to a little street market, followed by lunch. Fun little market. Locals and a couple expats were selling handiworks, trinkets, souvenirs, and food. Overheard a lady using the phrase “I was fixin to …” and had to inquire which part of the south she hailed from. She and her husband and two (then) young boys escaped from Florida 7 years earlier. I learned years ago from my good friend Carolyn that “I’m fixin to” is as southern as y’all can get.

 

Lunch at La Bartola was memorable in many ways. The owner, Omet hails from the seaside town of Veracruz, which is situated just north of the Yucatan Peninsula. He said that his goal was to serve non-traditional Mexican fare. No tacos and enchiladas, but great regional selections from the Yucatan, as well as his native Veracruz. And he totally succeeded. I had a cochinita pibil, which is a pork dish that’s wrapped in banana leaves (very common in Yucatecan cooking) and slow simmered under hot rocks overnight. Amazing flavor. Traditional garnishes of red onions in olive oil and habanero chilis, and a small portion of black beans completed the dish. Deborah had a rice and seafood dish that was also amazing. Omet gave us a complimentary shot of his homemade torolito, which was cocoa, and milk based, with a bit of white rum. Perfect ending to a great lunch.

 

While we’ve been mostly eating only one big meal a day, we broke the habit that night and went into town for a burger at the Tailhunter, across the street from the Malecon.

 

We’d eaten at the Tailhunter on the first trip, and the burgers were good enough to warrant a return. We weren’t disappointed. We opted for an upstairs spot along the bar, where we were treated to yet another spectacular sunset, while enjoying a couple great burgers and Negra Modelo beers.

 

Back to the condo, and another trip to the Sunset Bar, which has become our nightly hangout for an hour or so, and it’s the only decent (and free) wireless. And we totally love Julie, the server. And then once again, it’s back to the deck of the condo. I listen to the several small groups of locals congregating on the beach below us, laughing, singing, enjoying their Saturday night. The crescent moon disappears below the horizon, the palm trees are flapping their branches much like Sally Rand doing a fan dance, a warm breeze brings just the right amount of cool air, and I marvel at the wonder of it all. I could get used to this environment very easily. Did I mention it never snows here?

 

Sunday morning, up early, alone on the deck watching a clear, windless bay, empty and peaceful, other than a couple small fishing skiffs, undoubtedly pulling in a couple of yellowtails, which currently are in season. I sleep well here, waking up rested and ready for the day. We toyed with exploring beaches today but opted for the peace and quiet of the pool. Beaches will wait ‘til manana. Plus, I need to do some laundry this morning (a small dose of reality).

So, Monday was beach day. We drove north past beautiful Pichilingue and Balondra and stopped at Tecolote. This is one of the most picturesque beaches anywhere. The crystal-clear turquoise water reminds me of St. Thomas and the Caribbean. The water was about 85 degrees, meaning it was the perfect temperature to counter the 90-degree sun. I settled in under umbrella, ordered a couple cold Pacifico’s, some guacamole and chips, and proceeded to enjoy the afternoon. Tecolote is a playground for both locals and touristas. Unlike the beach in front of the condo, which is usually very sparsely occupied, this beach draws a good number of people to its shore every day. And the reasons are obvious; the water’s clear and warm, the view of the bay and Espiritu Santu Island is incredibly, they offer everything from jet ski rentals to excursions, the food is fresh, and service is excellent, and it’s simply a great place to spend a day in the sun.


Great dinner Monday night at the hotel restaurant. I had chicken breasts stuffed with a spinach mixture; Risa opted for the sea bass over arroz (rice). While more expensive than Rancho Viejo or Kiwi, this meal was still about two-thirds of what you’d pay in the U.S., and both the food and service were very good.

 

Monday morning breakfast continued the trend of a couple tortillas, some queso cheese, a couple salsas, and a squeeze of limon (small limes) for breakfast. They serve small wedges of these native limes with literally everything here. The fresh tortillas from Mega were holding up nicely and lasted us the rest of the week. Today we’re going to do some driving around and exploring, followed by dinner tonight at Il Rustico with friends Gary and Susan Hackney, our Bend friends who moved to the El Centenario area a couple months ago.

 

We checked out a couple more super mercados today. If I’m even going to consider settling here, I need to be able to get (at least most) of the food staples that I use daily. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that most everything I consider “necessary” can be easily found here. Soba noodles, sriracha sauce, a wide variety of rice and pastas, good, canned tomatoes, and some very nice-looking produce. For some reason the lettuce didn’t look great, but the size and quality of onions, tomatoes, most vegetables, as well as the wide variety of fresh peppers more than compensated. I can cook here.

 

This was our last full day in La Paz. Tomorrow it’s off to Todos Santos for a couple more days, then home. We did some tooling around mid-town La Paz, which is too crowded, and of course the driving is crazy. One thing we noticed on our first trip was what the Mexicans call a “rolling stop” at stop signs. The logic is that they’ll slow somewhat when approaching a controlled intersection, and if nobody appears to be coming from the side street, they roll right through it. And they’ll HONK at you for coming to a complete stop!

 

We then had yet another great lunch, which today was at Bismark-cito, on the Malecon. Four tacos with four different kinds of fresh fish, two beers (between us), chips, salsa and guacamole dip … ten bucks. Very good food and service, as well as the hottest hot sauce I had on the entire trip. They warned me, I went for it, they were right.

 

After a final trip to the Sunset Bar where we finally met Carla, who’s normally the bartender, but had been off all week, we spent the evening packing up and getting ready for the sixty-mile trip across the peninsula to Todos Santos and the Pacific side. I suspect a much more laid-back environment awaits.

 

Wednesday morning, we bid farewell to La Paz, and head across the peninsula to Todos Santos. Check in wasn’t until 3:00, so we walked around town a bit and dropped into a friendly little restaurant for lunch. Once again, I had a great arrechara, guacamole, rice, and beans, and of course a Mexican beer.

 

Los Colibris is a very unique spot, and we were treated to phenomenal views of the Pacific from the small casitas that line the cliff. The ride from town was over a crazy bumpy dirt road, so we opted to make do with chips and a Dos Equis for dinner. Again, I marvel at the fact that one or occasionally two meals a day has been perfect on this trip. I’d be surprised if I haven’t lost weight on this vacation. Tomorrow we’ll explore Todos Santos, eat somewhere special, and come back for some quality pool time and undoubtedly another amazing sunset.

 

An observation today:  lots of Americans here, both tourists and permanent expats. And the Mexicans in town all speak very good English. Smaller town, but much more slanted towards American visitors and residents than La Paz.

 

Thursday would be our final day and night in beautiful Todos Santos. We started with a light breakfast at Cafe Felix, followed by a walk around the four-block downtown shopping area. Then it was back to the casita at Los Colibris and a few hours by the pool, before doing the bulk of the packing for the trip home. We’d heard great reports both from friends and in online research, about the Santa Fe Restaurant, so we decided to splurge and have a great meal for our final night in Mexico. Risa had lobster raviolis and loved them. I had spaghetti with a meat sauce which was also very good. A glass of Don Simon Spanish temperanillo was excellent, and a good recommendation from our server. We were apparently both hungry, and both got “clean plate awards.”  Following our great meal, we walked outside and joined the festival that was going on across the street. This was apparently one of several stops for a Mother’s Day celebration, which goes on for a whole week in Mexico.

 

Off to Cabo tomorrow morning, then home to Bend. While this trip was an amazing adventure, I’m feeling ready to be home. I miss friends, the familiarity of the house and “stuff,” my kitchen, and Emily, of “The Only Cat” fame. The trip was a lot of fun, the food was good to excellent, weather was great, but for me, the jury remains out about a permanent move here. Time will tell, I’m sure.

 

Mexican Shingles and Tiles

Mexican Shingles and Tiles

As I write this, it’s a balmy 45 degrees outside, and there’s snow on the way. I’m not a winter person … don’t ski, don’t like fighting the icy roads, and I feel genuinely claustrophobic not being able to drive “over the hill” or down to the Bay Area for several months each year. But such is life when you live in this land of four seasons that we call Central Oregon. So, it was a conscious effort to find a place to go for a brief vacation that was warm and sunny.

 

We hadn’t taken a real vacation since 2005, which was to the Big Island of Hawaii. So this one needed to be researched and planned carefully. And it was. This was to be not only a get-away vacation, but also a fact-finding mission for a potential place to move or retire someday. Via multiple books that are specialized resources, as well as countless hours on the Internet, I’d done my homework about potentially living as an expat. And this led to a single standout, La Paz, Baja Sur, Mexico.

 

La Paz is a small town on the east coast of the southern Baja peninsula, about 100 miles north of Cabo San Lucas. Other than being neighbors on the south end of Baja, the two towns are like night and day. While Cabo is a fast-paced night-life driven vacation destination, La Paz is smaller, slower, and much more civilized. Cabo is also much more expensive in virtually every regard, so it’s not the best place to consider for retirement. The whole peninsula is also quite vulnerable to the whims of Mother Nature, and specifically … hurricane season. The “big ones” are rare, but they materialize every now and then, both via the Pacific, cutting across the peninsula, and shooting right up the Sea of Cortez.

 

Finding a flight to La Paz proved to be a challenge. We ended up changing condo bookings to coordinate with our air travel logistics. Getting anywhere from Bend can present a challenge, as our little Redmond airport only has a couple airlines that serve us, and most flights require a trip to Seattle or Portland first, as well as a change of airlines.

 

On the day before we left on the trip, I had an itch in the middle of my back, which looked odd when I checked it out in the mirror. Several little bumps dead center on my spine, that weren’t there the day before. My next-door neighbor is an RN, and I decided to ask her what she thought. Ah!  You’ve got shingles!  Being a consummate researcher, I looked up all the details of what I already knew to be a not-so-fun condition. I grew up in the age when pretty much everyone got measles, German measles, chicken pox, and mumps, which were all referred to as “childhood diseases.”  There were no vaccines, and these were things you wanted to get while you were young, because you’d never have to deal with them again.


Shingles can affect anyone who’s ever had chicken pox, which lives in your body forever. They’ll commonly start in a central nerve area (like the center of your spine, somewhere) and erupt into a band of uncomfortable rash-like patterns that usually follow a group of nerve endings. What makes them so painful is the “nerve ending” reference … it’s not just a rash, but also a connection to your nerves, and therefore they can cause you lots of accompanying pain. For weeks. I debated whether to go on the trip at all, but since it had already been paid for and we were totally looking forward to getting out of Dodge for a week, I opted to brave it. This was a good decision, as the shingles diagnosis turned out to be a small rash from where I’d scratched something on my back. Thankfully.

 

It was in the mid-thirties at 4 AM when we drove to little Redmond Airport and boarded the first of the two flights to Cabo. Seattle was a little warmer than Bend and Redmond, but the real eye-opener was getting off the plane and being treated to a gorgeous ninety-degree day on the Mexican Riviera. Having lived in St. Thomas in the late 70’s, I know and love this weather. La Paz (and a good portion of Central America) tends to verge on unbearably hot during the summer months, but in late October, it was incredible.

 

We weren’t prepared for the long wait at Immigration and Customs, however. I’ve traveled to and from The Bahamas and all over the Caribbean, and this is the worse bottleneck I’ve ever seen. The serpentine lines looked like the wait for an “E Ticket” ride at Disneyland, and in fact took us over an hour to get through. Apparently, four planes all landed almost concurrently, causing the big delay.

 

We spent the first night in Cabo San Lucas, having been told that neither route between there nor La Paz was particularly advisable at night. My brother-in-law treated us to a nice room at the Mar de Cortes, half a block from Sammy Hagar’s Cabo Wabo club. After a couple beers and some killer fresh guacamole and chips at the hotel bar, we took a walk around the downtown area, and ended up at Pancho’s for dinner. I ordered for the chicken tamales, which were steamed in banana leaves and served with an unbelievable mole sauce. I’m beginning to think I’m going to like this “real” Mexican food!

 

After walking off our dinner in the downtown Marina area, we hit El Squid Roe for a beer and to watch the tourists let loose. Very fun spot, great entertainment.

Back to the nice room at Mar de Cortes, the rash on my back was no worse, and possibly improving. 

 

Breakfast downstairs at Red Peppers and an amazing burrito. Of course, I had to add a small amount of their hot pepper sauce, and my conservative application proved to be a good call. Very good, VERY HOT, and this is from someone who routinely abuses my senses with dollops of Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce.

 

A quick jaunt around the Marina, then it’s off to La Paz, which is a couple hour drive north. The drive from Cabo to La Paz on the “new” highway is quite an experience. Not a tremendous amount of scenery, other than Todos Santos, which is a quaint little artist and surfing community about halfway up the 100-mile drive. The recently completed road still left a lot to be desired. Several “washouts” which would have been ridiculous to navigate at night, still quite a bit of construction, and long distances between anything resembling civilization. And to add insult to injury, we were given a ridiculous excuse of a car from Alamo Rent-A-Car in Cabo. It was a Jeep something-or-other SUV with 170,000 kilometers on it, and the engine light was on the entire way. Not the best way to be traveling in a remote region of Baja where Triple-A is not an option, and we don’t even speak the language. It also had a peculiar habit of the alarm going off randomly when it was parked and locked. Not at all amusing when this happened in the middle of the night and the condo guard had to come and wake us up … several times!  

 

But we did in fact make it to La Paz, and the directions to the La Concha Condos were excellent, as was the condo itself. These are beautiful ocean front units, with ours being a nicely appointed, privately-owned residence on the second floor overlooking the pool, and directly out at the Sea of Cortez. We let my sister and brother-in-law have the ocean view room, while we opted for the adjacent bedroom, which was a little bigger and had a private bathroom attached. After assessing all the condo amenities, we drove into town for a few necessary supplies … breakfast stuff, munchies, beer, rum, and what became one of our collective favorite beverages, Coke Light. This is very different than our Diet Coke, and pretty much tastes exactly like original Coca Cola, which they also make and sell exclusively in Mexico. Total treat, and we went through lots of it in the week we were there. Why can’t we get that here?  Costco carries the “real” Mexican Coke, why not Coca Light, as it’s commonly called?

 

After returning to the condo, it was pool time (heaven), followed by some beverages and munchies at the Palapa bar, which was adjacent to the main hotel and restaurant. I had a sip of my Corona, and while the nachos were being prepared, I took a little walk into the adjoining Sea of Cortez water. The ocean water is a balmy bathtub-like eighty-six degrees and stays that way pretty much year-round. Nothing short of amazing, particularly for someone who grew up surfing in the 52-degree Pacific of Pacifica and Santa Cruz. I could get used to this.

  

For our first full day in La Paz, we decided to go into town and do some walking around and exploring. We wanted to check out the newly updated Malecon, which is a beautiful several-block long walkway, right off the ocean and marina. The Malecon is across the street from lots of shops and restaurants and is the perfect place to walk and watch the sunset over the bay. Lunch, extensive walking around downtown, a little more grocery shopping, and it was back to La Concha for some more pool time.

 

That night, we had dinner at a great spot across from the Malecon, called The Tailhunter. I realize I was in Mexico, and I absolutely love Mexican food, but I felt like a cheeseburger, and I’m glad I did. It just seemed right, with the baseball playoffs being shown on the big screen in the third-floor dining area. Gigantes!

 

I was the last person to go to bed on Sunday night. I had left a light on in the living room, and went back in to turn it off, as this one didn’t work via a wall switch. While walking back to the bedroom in the pitch-black room, I managed to trip on a hard-to-see step up to the dining room and fell flat on my left knee on the hard uncarpeted Mexican tile. It hurt, but didn’t seem too terribly bad, and I went to bed.

 

 On Monday, we took a ride to Tecolote Beach, which faces Isla Espiritu Santo, a popular daytrip, kayaking and snorkeling destination. This is a long, beautiful beach which reminded me of the St. Thomas beaches that I used to work on in the late 70’s. Very different than Pacific beaches, and they’re all virtually flat and waveless. And warm!  We had some fish tacos and beers from the beach front restaurant, met some great locals and tourists, and thoroughly enjoyed the afternoon. I think I drank more beer during this one week in Mexico, than I’ve consumed for the past couple years. I’m usually good for about one beer, and that’s generally when I’m cooking Mexican food at home. But Mexico seems to lend itself to consuming cold beers, and I had several.

 

With the combination of driving and walking around both the beach and in town, my knee was really starting to hurt. Dinner that night was at the hotel pool-bar, with a big Mexican wedding going on right next to us. We left a couple hours into the festivities, and it was just getting started. On the walk back to the condo we spotted an expensive “sport fisherman” boat cruising a few hundred yards offshore, that really stood out as somewhat ostentatious. While much of Mexico is relatively poor, there’s a genuine middle class here in La Paz. No begging, no hawkers trying to lure you into a shop full of fake Cuban cigars, nobody sleeping in the streets, and certainly not an over-abundance of the afore-mentioned fishing yachts. Most of the residents, as well as the visitors, would be considered middle-class. And I mean this in a very positive way, as it’s not the norm in many parts of the country.

 

Tuesday. After a virtually sleepless night and an agonizingly painful knee that I quite literally could barely walk on, we decided to visit a small hospital on the other side of town. X-Rays were taken first and confirmed that nothing was broken. The X-Ray tech’s initial recommendation was to drink lots of whiskey, and then follow up with tequila, if needed. But the second doctor said it was likely something that should be seen by a specialist and prescribed some Celebrex and asked me to come back in a couple hours to see an orthopedic. Following a great waterfront meal of pizza and Caesar salad (and Margaritas) we returned at 6:00 to see an orthopedic specialist. The doctor diagnosed an extensive hematoma, and prescribed an analgesic and an antibiotic, in addition to Celebrex prescribed earlier. Total cost for X-Rays, initial doctor and orthopedic specialist was about $75. Fortunately, by the time we left, it was much better. But what an unbelievably painful three days when it was virtually impossible to walk, and I was pretty much house-bound. Great way to spend a vacation!

 

The drivers in La Paz are unbelievable, and not in a good way. ALTO (Stop) signs are generally ignored, with most locals going right through them. The police apparently don’t mind, as we never saw anyone pulled over during this trip … and we saw a LOT of people run Stop signs. Speed limits seem to be optional, and it’s not uncommon to see people going dramatically over and under the posted KPH limits. In California or Oregon this would provide a lot of local revenue. Not in Mexico. It seemed that unless someone was doing something very wrong, the police are inclined to leave you alone. Big Brother is not watching you here, and it’s a pleasant change from the U.S., where stepping out of line in any way will get you a fine.

 

We traded cars on Wednesday night, at the Alamo agency in La Paz. We were promised a newish sedan of some sort, but by the time we got there they’d already rented it out, and we were given a big Chrysler Town and Country minivan. And once again, the check engine light refused to go out. And to make it even more fun, the air conditioning wasn’t working, so we had to contend with warm air blowing in on us for the trip south on Thursday.

 

We drove the “other” road south to the airport. Highway 1 takes you through some beautiful mountain areas, as well as along the coast for a good chunk of the 100-mile trek. We stopped briefly in the little fishing village of Los Barriles to see if my sister and brother-in-law were still at the hotel, but they’d already checked out. The town seems to be comprised of lots of expats driving around in dune buggies. If you ever wondered where all the dune buggies went from the 70’s and 80’s, they’re all in Los Barriles!


Other than the warm air issue, the trip south on Highway 1 was actually very easy, and nothing resembling the collection of potholes and cows strutting onto the roads that we’d heard about. The “new and improved” highway 19 that we drove earlier was actually loaded with potholes and road washouts. Highway 1 was great.

 

Checking in the car, the short ride to the airport, and customs check-in were painless, and the couple hour wait for our flight will be just fine. Lunch, a couple shots of Jose Cuervo Gold, and Corona Light’s in a can (stays way cooler!) will pass the time. People-watching at the airport is always interesting, and this one was no exception. Tans, poseurs, young and old, beautiful, recently married, just came for the fishin’ … all paraded by.

 

My knee was healing nicely, and I could finally walk half-way normally, after hobbling around or sitting with it elevated and iced for the previous four days. I opted to only take one analgesic for the flight home, vs. the two that the orthopedic recommended. And what to do for the four-hour flight back to civilization (and snow, we hear)?  A little reading, some writing, and of course music. Might just as well crank up the iPod Shuffle and start the Rush playlist at the beginning. Clockwork Angels, here we go!

 

I came away from La Paz feeling negative about the whole experience, but in retrospect this was mainly since I was incapacitated much of the trip and didn’t get to see much of anything other than the hotel room, the pool, and a little bit of the town. The subsided quickly, but my knee caused me four days of excruciating pain.

 

But I will go back, I will visit my friend Deborah who lives there, and who I got to see all of ten minutes the first day we were there, I’ll do lots more driving around, and sample the smaller restaurants in the heart of the city. And with any luck I won’t get injured next time or be afflicted with anything shingles making me uncomfortable. It’s a beautiful area, the beaches and Sea of Cortez are amazing, the people are some of the friendliest I’ve ever encountered, the food is incredible, and I’m already looking forward to my next trip. And there’s no way I’m waiting seven years between vacations ever again!  Life’s too short!

 

The Only Cat

The Only Cat

This piece was originally published on March 22nd, 2010, and unfortunately, now requires an update.

 

I now have to say that for the first time in eighteen months, and only the second time in 26 1/2 years, I’m down to an only cat, and a different one than I wrote about last March. The newest member, and current “Only Cat,” is Emily.

 

Emily was acquired after our return to Bend, because of my somewhat questionable theory that cats should have roomies. I’d been watching the ads for available kitties at our local Humane Society here in Bend, and one kitty’s looks and description seemed like a perfect match for what I was looking for. She was staying at the PetSmart store at the north part of town, so we decided to take a little ride up there and check her out. As luck (and fate) would have it, the kitty I wanted to meet was in quarantine, having “freaked” a little after the floor cleaners made an unpleasant amount of noise that morning.

 

But in one of the other cages was the cutest little gray and white girl, who they’d dubbed “Dana” for her stay at the pound, and subsequently her visit to PetSmart. We asked if we could have a visit with Dana, and they were totally accommodating, letting us come into the meet and greet area and spend a few minutes with her. We both fell in love with this little girl, but my lovely wife wasn’t sold on the idea of yet another cat in the house. The last four (see below) had all had their ups and downs, and the biggest “down” was when you lost one of them. And the count was three losses in less than three years, at that point.

 

The “Only Cat” at the time that this was originally published was our Penny, who I always used to refer to as my “Special Cat,” because she was. Penny was unique in so many ways and was the only cat I’ve had over the years who truly got along with all the other cats that have come and gone during her stay with us. She wasn’t necessarily passive with her room mates and took the lead in chasing both Annabelle and Abigail around the various places we’ve lived, but the claws never came out with any of her house buddies. She even got along with the two “problem children,” my giant 28-pound Maine Coon, Cody, and little Annabelle, who we affectionately dubbed the “bitch kitty from hell” for her sometimes snotty behavior towards the others.


Over the 15 1/2 years we had her, Penny endured some nasty illnesses and somehow managed to bounce back. Before our two-year return to the Bay Area in 2008, she’d lost a ton of weight, stopped eating, and consequently had to endure force feeding through a tube in her neck for a couple of months. Not pleasant for her, or us. But we made the decision not to do an expensive no-guarantee surgery, and simply pull the tube out and see if she started eating. Amazingly, she did, and initially put all her weight back on (and then some).

 

But over the last six months, which haven’t been the best of times for her, she was once again on an obvious decline. In addition to the ongoing digestion problems, I think there was some senility creeping in, and she may not have even realized that she wasn’t using her sandbox like she was supposed to. And for way too much of the last 5 years she had the recurring issue of not being able to keep food down. Not a good quality of life for her, and not for us or our house.

 

So, the decision was made to bring her into the Humane Society, and allow her to move on to greener pastures, much to our displeasure. It’s never easy losing a pet. They become members of your family. I’ve used this phrase way too many times over the years, but it’s true … unfortunately, most of us will outlive our parents and our pets.


If there’s a kitty heaven (and I can only hope there is), she’s probably engaging in one of her favorite activities, which included finding an elusive ray of sunlight to lay in, or a warm lap, or her favorite dining chair. She’s undoubtedly talking a blue streak, and begging for her next meal, which she always looked forward to. Hopefully someone managed to sneak a laser light into kitty heaven and is moving it across a big area of floor, providing hours of endless fun for her. And of course, there has to be catnip filled socks … this is after all Kitty Heaven. Rest in peace, little girl.

 

The Original “Only Cat”, below …

 

For the first time in about 25 years, I find myself with just one cat in the household. For the bulk of this afore-mentioned period, I’ve had anywhere from two to four. Two’s fine, four’s ridiculous, in my opinion. Although the four of them were as different as night and day from each other, and each had their own distinctly unique personalities and moods … they are after all, cats.

 

I’ve had several dogs over the years, and it’s an ongoing thought to get another one, but as wonderful as they are as companions, and obviously polar opposites of felines, they’re also a lot of work. Cats use a sandbox, eat and drink from large containers that only require occasional refilling, use their scratching post religiously, sleep twenty hours a day, and basically go about their business with very little fuss. They don’t require walks, you don’t have to follow them with plastic bags, they give themselves their own baths, and if you keep them inside, they usually live relatively long trouble-free lives.


But of course, nature being what it is, things do come along that cut short the lives of the healthiest of cats and dogs, and when they leave your household, it’s a sad event. They become members of your family. You talk to them, listen when they talk back and pretend to understand, try to diagnose their occasional woes and mood swings, and generally integrate them into your family situation. You’re protective of them, just as you would be of a child or spouse. You’re allowed to yell at them or throw some verbal barbs their way on occasion, but nobody else better do it, or there’s likely to be trouble.

 

My life of cats began with a little orange creature named George. I believe I was about eight years old when he joined our household on Grandview Avenue in Daly City. 

 

George was my cat, as opposed to a family pet. There seemed to be a special bond with us, quite likely because of the overwhelming number of females in the house. I had four younger sisters at this point, and that would soon become five. My dad worked two jobs, so it was usually me and George vs. all of them! George would of course sleep at the foot of my little twin bed, like all my subsequent cats would do over the years. We got George as a tiny kitten, and I believe he was about three or four when an unfortunate event cut his young life short. It was Christmas morning, and my newly converted Catholic parents demanded that we all go to church. Pulling away from the curb in my dad’s baby blue Ford Falcon, we heard an unmistakable thump. George had been sleeping in a rear wheel well, on top of the tire. In retrospect, I’m sure it was a quick and painless way to go, but for an eight-year-old, to lose my beloved buddy on Christmas day, it was a minor disaster. But it was also a good leaning experience, as most of my cats that followed over the years have been relegated to indoors. Outdoor cats average two-to-three years, whereas indoor cats are up around fourteen. If you intend to keep your pets safe and alive, statistics favor letting them live in the house.


During my junior high and high school years, we had a very different variety of pet in the house, which precluded us from having cats or dogs. My mother decided she liked monkeys, so we had a string of them. The first was a skinny little spider monkey, which was given away quickly. Then a squirrel monkey which lasted a little longer, but ultimately met the same fate. Then we got Shoo-Shoo the owl monkey, and she would prove to be a member of the house for about ten years. Owl monkeys have sort of a lemur-look about them and they’re very nocturnal. 


Translation = she ran the treadmill in her cage all night every night, much to my dad’s dismay. Shoo-Shoo got out of her cage and ran away at one point, and after about a week of searching the neighborhood, my heartbroken mother went out and bought another owl monkey, which she named after her father (a sort of backhanded thank you for them naming their Boston Terrier after my father, I believe). We then found the wandering Shoo-Shoo a couple blocks away, so for a few years we had two owl monkeys. The younger one died young, and we were all hopeful that Shoo-Shoo would be the only monkey in the house. But no … my mom wanted something closer to a chimp, so she bought a capuchin. This one was a pain to have around, as I recall, and didn’t last long. The last in the line of monkeys was a wooly monkey, which was kind of like having a two-year-old. This one was very tame, fun to show off to friends, but unfortunately the source of a major allergic reaction with my mom. So, this guy once again was given to someone who could tolerate his fur, and shortly thereafter, Shoo-Shoo went to monkey heaven. We were finally free of monkeys. This was a happy day.

 

I had several cats during my high school and early college years. Most were a combination indoor-outdoor variety, likely strays or “pound cats” that we took in, sometimes a couple at a time, but occasionally, “only cats.” The only one I remember as being particularly special was a solid white cat named “Cat,” who was an absolute lover, and we had her for several years. Nice kitty.

 

Around 1974 I was living in a house in Pacifica with a group of friends, when my buddy Bob and I decided we should get a couple cats for the house. Apparently, it wasn’t “cat season,” as there were almost no cats to choose from at either the humane society or through the newspaper. We did lots of looking, saw some “ok” cats, but it was several weeks into the search when we paid a fateful visit to a house in the Sunset District in San Francisco. The people advertised that they had a whole bunch of kittens to choose from, which had come from a couple different parent pairs, which they also had in the house. Golden opportunity to both meet the parents and see what their demeanor was like, as well as have the pick of two big healthy litters.

 

Walking into this house, you couldn’t help but think that these were “cat people.” The center of their living room was dominated by a huge cat tree, where no less than 15 kittens were climbing, jumping, sleeping, and generally having a wonderful time. Bob spied a little solid black kitty, which immediately took to him. One down. I was looking around the room and scouring the cat tree when I spotted a little tabby furball at the very top of the tree, curled up and hanging by herself. A loner, possibly, but something about her was appealing enough to get her down. She curled up in my arms and started purring immediately. Sold. We had our cats.

 

Bob came up with the name Tinkle Butt immediately (no idea what correlation this had to the cat), but it was a couple days ’til I came up with a name for my little girl. As fate would have it, I went to a movie in the City called “The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man in the Moon Marigolds.” It was a relatively small artsy film which was directed by Paul Newman and starred Joanne Woodward and their real-life daughter Nell. Nell played Tillie, whose full name was Mathilda. The movie left an impression, the daughter’s character was uniquely interesting, and I had found a name for my new kitty … Tillie.

 

Tillie was my buddy for close to fifteen years, moving way too many times to various locales around the state. We had ups and downs, but she ate well, twice a day. If I was down to my last couple bucks for dinner, I’d have a can of chili so Tillie could have her daily dose of Purina Tuna. She’d greet me when I came home each night, and follow me from room to room, shadowing my movement around the house or apartment. I’d commonly wake up in the morning with her standing on my chest, looking down with her sweet eyes, waiting for her morning meal. Tillie had four litters, producing two, five, five, and five kittens. The only ones that hung around were the two from the first litter. She had a beautiful Siamese looking kitty which we gave to the family of Leo Ryan (the Congressman who was slain at the Jonestown massacre). The other was a huge solid black cat named Pamplemousse (or Moose, for short). It means “grapefruit” in French, and for some reason I liked the word. Big, nasty cat that nobody but my sister Colleen could even approach. Lived a few years and succumbed to feline leukemia (and this was an indoor cat). But Tillie was a great cat in every respect, and I miss her to this day. Geez, we went through a lot together!

 

At several points over Tillie’s tenure, I lived with people with cats, so she was rarely an “only cat,” unless I happened to be living alone. But she was totally friendly and got along with any of the other kitties that happened to be around for varying periods of time. In retrospect, this was probably the beginning of the multi-cat trend I’ve had ever since.

 

After Tillie, I briefly had a little Himalayan named Elizabeth (which was also Tillie’s middle name, but more on middle kitty names later). Beautiful cat, but she had a tendency to pee when and where she wanted, which quite commonly was in a closet or on a piece of wall-to-wall carpeting. This would not do, and she was given away to a friend of my mothers who had another Himalayan. From what I heard, she was fine in her new house, and lived a long life.

 

Another fateful moment came while I was working at Sequence Systems and was invited to a BBQ at a co-worker’s home. Their cats had just had a litter of kitties, and they were all just the nicest cats and kittens I could imagine. Totally socialized at a very young age, obviously destined to be great family pets for some lucky people. My friends said this would probably be the last litter, but if they had one more, I could have my pick of the group. Well, there was another litter, and on a warm spring day we were invited over to take our pick of six beautiful little kitties. And although any of them would have been great pets due to the wonderful lineage of the parents, one stood out to us, and Annabelle came home with us that day.

 

Annabelle (Annie) was a small cat, who probably never went over ten pounds. And she was both a lover and a complete terror. One of her favorite kitty tricks was to run from one end of the house to the other, scurry to the top of the curtains, and hang there by her claws. Not the best thing, considering this was a rental house and the landlord was very picky about this kind of mayhem. Annie wouldn’t be an only kitty for long, as she was soon joined by another little tabby, we found in a local pet store. Beautiful kitten, loving, cuddly, but unfortunately, she had Elizabeth’s bad habit of peeing here and there, and pretty much everywhere. Gone, quickly.

 

I’d always wanted a Maine Coon Cat, and the search for my dream pet was about to begin. These are the largest domestic breed, and males commonly range from 16-18 pounds. We began going to all the cat shows, traveling a hundred-mile radius in search of the perfect cat. We settled on a couple who ran a cattery in Davis (near Sacramento), who we met at a cat show, and we really liked both them and the cats they were showing. Our order was placed, and a couple months later we drove to Davis and picked up Ben. Ben was a gorgeous Maine Coon, and just the nicest cat in the world. Friendly, smart, not overly talkative (this can be a challenging trait with Maine Coons), and a joy to have in the house. But Ben wouldn’t be around for long, as he developed a severe case of diabetes at a little over a year old, and we took the vet’s recommendation to end his young life, vs. deal with inevitable complications for the next 15 years. I was so bummed.

 

Right after losing Ben, we moved to our first big new house, in Gilroy. It was the middle of August 1997, and typical of Gilroy summers, it was about 150 degrees out and the air was filled with the pungent odor of garlic. Gilroy prides itself in being the “Garlic Capital of the World” and it’s obvious why, during the hot summer months. Within the first week, we started visiting the local humane society in search of a companion for Annie. Once again, it was apparent that this was not the best season for kittens, as the humane society and newspaper didn’t have much to offer. But on one warm early September morning we wandered into the local pound and right in the entry way in a big cage, like it was their “featured kitten” for the day, we spotted a beautiful little tabby. I sought permission to take her out of the cage and reached in and picked her up. She crawled up on my shoulder and started rubbing and purring. Jackpot was my immediate thought. We looked over the other kittens, but it was clear that this one was going to come home with us. We did the required paperwork, agreed to bring her back in a week to be spayed and microchipped, and Penny became the newest addition to the house. She was probably about 8 weeks old, already sandbox trained, and an absolute gem of a kitten. Her quiet early demeanor would eventually disappear as she’s gotten quite verbal over the years, but at least as a kitten, she was very passive, vocally.

 

So, Penny settled in nicely, and Annabelle, who we called the bitch kitty from hell because she almost NEVER gets along with other feline roommates, tolerated the new kitten. We took Penny back to the humane society the following week, to get her work done, and made the mistake of walking into the kitten room while we were waiting. My wife spotted a cute little black and white fluff ball that seemed to be beckoning us. She was much smaller than Penny, and literally fit in the palm of my hand. We figured she was closer to six weeks old, but she and Penny were close enough to almost be sisters, and eventually we’d refer to them as just that. The black and white kitty came home with us, as with Penny, she had to go back for her spay and microchipping session. She’d become Abigail, or Abbie, and she’d spend the next 13 years with us.

 

But I still wanted a Maine Coon, and once again we began the long search, via cat shows and websites. We settled on a little cattery up in Burney Falls, near Mount Lassen. The “parents” were both show cats, with his dad being a Supreme Grand Champion and mom being a Grand Champion. Good lineage and VERY big cats. We placed our order and waited for his arrival. It was about eight AM on Father’s Day in 1998 when I received a phone call that began with … “Larry, you’re a father.”  Hmmm … let’s see here … OH, my kitty’s been born!  Six weeks later we took the two-hundred-mile trek north, and brought our little furball of a Maine Coon home. Little did we know that he’d grow to 26 pounds in a little over a year. But Cody was a strikingly beautiful cat and people totally loved visiting him.

 

The four of them were all very different and didn’t necessarily always get along. Cody quickly grew into a monster sized cat, and I think his size alone was intimidating to the other three. Penny, was petrified of him. Annabelle was the tiniest of the group, never getting much over ten pounds, and amazingly she got along fine with him, sometimes sleeping like bookends in front of the fireplace. And Penny got along with all of them.

 

After moving to San Jose, and subsequently to Oregon, Cody developed diabetes. I was now two for two with this disease, with my Maine Coon Cats. As much as I love them, it’s unlikely that I’d get another one. The heartbreak of losing such a magnificent animal is just not worth it. Cody required testing and two shots a day and lasted about eighteen months with his disease before developing some major complications. He faded quickly, and we lost him in January of 2007.

 

A move back to the Bay Area proved to be the last one for Annabelle, who lived a long and healthy life. But at eighteen, she clearly was on a downward spiral, and we had to do what was best for her.

 

Still in the Bay Area, but now on the Peninsula, Penny and Abigail were the remaining two. The two little pound kitties had the run of the house and were of course the best of friends. But the eighteen months we spent in the house was not the best of times for Abbie, as she lost a good half of her weight. The last month of her life, she had almost completely stopped eating or drinking any water, and it was painful to watch the little girl morph into nothing more than black and white fur over skin and bones. We tried feeding her everything from the best cat food to pure tuna, made sure she alway had water close by, but nothing was going to turn her around. We’d been planning our move back to Oregon, and it became clear that little Abigail would not be up for the trip. So last week, I made the painful decision to take her to the local humane society, and once again put an end to a cat’s downward spiral. You know in your heart that it’s the best thing to do, that she lived a long and relatively nice life, always had food and a clean litterbox, etc., but it doesn’t make it any easier. They’re members of your family, and when they’re gone, they’re gone. All you can do is live with it.

 

Which leaves us with Penny … Penny was “Penny Ann” for years, but lately has been dubbed “Penny Portly,” since she obviously hasn’t missed many meals. Oh … I mentioned they all had middle names … Tillie was Mathilda Elizabeth, Annie was Annabelle Lee, Cody was a purebred and was technically “Wild Bill Cody of Burney Falls,” and little Abbie was Abigail Lee O’Day. Same middle name as Annie, and had a last name too, for some reason.

 

Penny was sick a couple years ago and couldn’t eat or keep anything down, and consequently had to be fed through a tube for a month. She’d gotten down to about half her normal weight (always a big girl) when we made the decision to remove the tube and hope for the best. It’s almost as though a little light went off in her head and she decided she’d better start eating again. She did, she bounced back, and now seems to be on a mission to keep a little extra weight on … just in case.

 

Penny’s my buddy, and I’ve always called her my “special cat.”  Noisy as all get out, doesn’t like to be picked up, but she’s a total lover and will sit on your lap and purr for hours. She’s always been the friendliest of the four and will make friends with whoever comes to visit … particularly people who don’t like cats (seems to be the case with many cats, actually). But she’s now an only child. I’m not sure when or if I’ll get another kitten, but I’m sure there will come a time when I break down and once again add to the brood. I’ve always had cats, and undoubtedly always will. But for now, Penny is The Only Cat, and will soon have the huge house in Oregon all to herself. Hopefully, climbing the stairs to get to her food and sandbox will help with some of her portliness … I’d like her to be around for a good many more years.

 

 

 

Three Soup Week

Three Soup Week

Gazing out of the window of my upstairs home office, I’m watching some huge snowflakes settle in our little cul de sac, only to melt on impact. I love watching the snow fall silently to the ground, each flake unique to itself, even though this winter has only provided us with a couple brief glimpses of our more typical winter wonderland here in Central Oregon. For now, the “balmy” 40-degree temperature is still too warm for anything to stick. So maybe it’s this wintry mix of a little snow, a little rain, chilly days, and chillier nights, or maybe it’s just a lifelong affinity for all things soup that’s gotten me into such a soup mood this week. Regardless, it’s turned out to be a three-soup week, with leftover soups filling the in-between miscellaneous lunches and dinners as well. And very UN-typically, none of them made it to the freezer!  Everything’s been consumed by the two of us, as well as an assortment of friends who’ve apparently enjoyed it as well.

 

Loyal readers know I love soup, and always have. I’ve written three long blogs on Asian noodle soups alone. I think my pho article has gotten the most views and comments of anything I’ve written over the past three years that I’ve been doing this. But apparently, I’m not alone in my love for a big bowl of warm tasty soup, fresh out of the big 16-quart stainless steel soup pot.

 

My love of soup dates to my childhood, and I have a few very vivid memories of that time. The first was our family visits to my great-grandmother’s house in San Francisco. Grandma McKinnon, or “Old Grandma” as we all used to call her, was seemingly always very old, but amazingly she was around until my early teens. Old Grandma was born in Denmark, and the most common lunch that she’d prepare for us when we were lucky enough to spend an afternoon with her, was her special potato soup (likely a potato leek, in retrospect), and Swiss cheese sandwiches. Maybe it’s because I liked this combination so much, or perhaps it’s just my old mind getting the best of me, but I really can’t recall eating anything but this specific combination at her house. And I recall her house vividly … big, lots of wood, somewhat dark, long, wide stairways, and always that wonderful smell of home cooked soup coming from her old kitchen.

Second was the soup at Compton’s Cafeteria, which was located next to Vern’s Ice Cream, two doors up from the Westlake Delicatessen, and three up from what would become my favorite clothing store by the time I reached junior high school: The New England Shop. Compton’s had three phenomenal things on their menu, and I don’t recall eating much of anything but these three things. Their hamburgers were awesome, and always came with a big pile of fries. I remember slathering Heinz (not French’s) mustard on the toasted, buttered buns, and drowning the fries with ketchup. They also made an amazing custard, which was some of the best I’ve ever had. I love custard, and Compton’s had one that I can still picture and almost taste, and that was a long time ago. But their vegetable soup is what I remember the most. It would come in a porcelain soup bowl, brown on the outside, white on the inside, with a couple packs of soda crackers that were immediately crushed and sprinkled on the soup. This was simple, comfort food at its best. Very inexpensive, consistently good, and like the restaurant that would eventually be built across the street, packed every day of the year.

 

But as the shopping center “matured,” and new stores replaced old ones, the venerable Compton’s eventually gave way to a pizza parlor, and the days of fulfillment via a burger on a toasted bun, a bowl of vegetable soup, and a dessert of their delectable custard, were ultimately history. But there was certainly “hope,” and a lot more, as the vacant lot across the street, on the corner of Alemany (now John Daly Blvd) and Lake Merced was about to acquire a new building next to the Flying A gas station. Joe’s of Westlake opened for business in 1956, and the lives of the lucky people of Daly City and beyond would never be the same.

 

Joe’s is legendary, and lots of people including myself have written volumes about it. I’ve been going there since I was a little kid, the first visit being a late-night snack after attending the live play of “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum,” with Zero Mostel, at the Berkeley Community Theater. All compliments of my friend John’s lovely mom. On this first visit, I ate a cheeseburger, as recommended by John. It was, and still is among the top two or three burgers anywhere. A huge patty is cooked on the wood fired grill, served on a third of a loaf of San Francisco Sourdough, with a heaping mound of thick steak fries as the preferred side dish. I’ve had hundreds over the years, and it’s always a top choice when I visit Joe’s. This is a restaurant where most of the regulars (myself included) have stopped looking at the menu several decades ago and have in fact committed every item on it to memory. It’s the kind of place where you start thinking of what you’re going to order, days in advance. And other than the sweetbreads which John maintains are excellent, I’ve eaten just about everything on the menu, and you can’t go wrong with any number of dishes. I draw the line at innards …

 

It wasn’t long after my first visit to Joe’s, when I had the first of hundreds of bowls of their minestrone soup. Joe’s minestrone is simply the best, and as you may have gathered, I’ve eaten a lot of soup. It’s consistent in the extreme, never varying one bit from the last bowl you had, whether that was a week, a month, or five years earlier. It’s a huge bowl of vegetables in the best broth, with the optimal thickness, served steaming hot and ready for the hungry diner to devour. In addition to the ever-present generous baskets of sourdough bread, Joe’s leaves large shakers of grated parmesan cheese on every table. You’ll of course want copious quantities of both, with your soup.

 

I almost always order a bowl of their soup before my main meal, as it’s guaranteed that you’ll get this course almost immediately, but you’ll still have plenty of time to digest it and prepare for your main course … which could range from a simple plate of rigatoni or “half and half” spaghetti and raviolis, to a huge portion of veal parmigiana with a side of pasta or vegetables, the roast lamb, pot roast, or roast beef, or maybe the ultimate … veal scaloppini sec with button mushrooms (and a side of rigatoni – it’s the law). I’m making myself hungry, and alas, I now live 500 miles north of this mecca in Daly City, so I’d better move on.

 

So, it’s been a week of soups … three to be exact. As I mentioned, winter in Central Oregon lends itself to soups and stews, and other warm comfort foods. As much as I enjoy barbequing for the other three seasons here, the snow and ice in the yard just don’t provide the encouragement necessary to go out and brave the elements and fire up the ‘Q. My old Lodge cast iron skillet gets lots of use this time of year. All three of these started out as someone else’s recipe, but I’ve done a lot of modification to all of them. I’m not sure where I found the basics for the first two, but the tortilla soup is based on a recipe from Fine Cooking Magazine, which is one of my favorites.


My first soup of the week, which was last Sunday’s meal, started out as a beef vegetable barley, but was modified somewhat for a low carb diet that one of my guests was striving to maintain. Instead of barley, I substituted a cup of my “grain mix” which consists of a bunch of whole grains that I usually have in the pantry. When I buy new grains or replenish one that’s low, I always take about a half cup out of it and combine it with the other mixed grains. At any given time, it probably contains some combination of red and green lentils, Israeli couscous, wheatberries, barley (with hulls, not pearl barley), some small beans, spelt, etc. And it makes for some great soup. Here’s how I made it:

 

Beef, vegetable, whole grain soup
Ingredients
1 medium yellow onion, chopped (sweet onions work great, if you have access)
3 carrots, peeled and diced
3 ribs of celery, sliced thin (including any leaves)
1/4 teaspoon of dried thyme
1/4 teaspoon of marjoram
1 lb. of eye of round, sliced into 1/2″ cubes
1-2 tablespoons of cooking oil
1 large can of diced tomatoes, drained
2 tablespoons of dried parsley flakes
1 large bay leaf
8 cups of homemade beef broth, OR
8 cups of water and 2 tablespoons of beef broth concentrate (such as “Better Than Bullion”)
3/4 cup of mixed whole grains, uncooked

 

Technique
Heat a tablespoon of oil in a soup pot, and brown the beef over medium heat, stirring to coat all the sides
Remove the meat to a bowl, dump any liquid out of the bottom of the pot
Warm a second tablespoon of oil, add the onions, celery and carrots, cover and cook over medium heat for about 7 minutes, stirring occasionally
Add the tomatoes, spices, stock, bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer
Add the grains, cook on medium low for about an hour, or until they’re tender

Two days later, I opted for my second soup of the week, which was a creamy chicken with white and wild rice. This recipe started out as a cream of chicken soup, but I’ve found that adding some pasta or rice to it makes a huge difference in texture and overall taste. You can also opt to omit the cream at the end, and the taste is still awesome. It doesn’t add a tremendous amount of fat calories to a big pot of soup, but if you’re watching and counting all of them, leave it out. I also scaled the amount of butter down to about half of what the original recipe called for, and it doesn’t hurt the taste at all.

 

Creamy Chicken and Two Rices
Ingredients
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cooked, diced
Large can of Swanson’s 99% fat-free chicken broth
4 cups of water
1 tablespoon of “Better Than Bullion” (chicken stock concentrate)
1/2 cube of unsalted butter
1 med-lg white onion, chopped
3 ribs of celery, sliced thin (include leaves)
4 carrots, peeled, sliced thin
2/3 cup of flour (any kind will work)
1 tablespoon of parsley flakes
1 lg bay leaf
1 tablespoon dried thyme (Penzey’s French Thyme is best)
1/2 cup of heavy cream (optional)
2 tablespoons of sherry (dry or cream both work, don’t use “cooking” sherry)
1 cup of uncooked white rice
1/4 cup of uncooked wild rice (optional)
Salt / pepper to taste

 

Technique
Melt the butter over medium heat in a soup pot
Stir in the onions, celery, carrots, cover and cook 10 minutes, stirring occasionally
Sprinkle the flour on top, mix in thoroughly
Cook the mixture for another 2 minutes, stirring often
Add the broth, slowly at first, stirring to combine with the vegetables
Add the water and chicken stock concentrate, stir
Add the spices, bring to a boil over med-high heat
Add the chicken, wild rice, white rice, bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer for 20 minutes or until the rice is tender
Stir in the sherry and cream, simmer on low for 5 minutes
Remove the bay leaf
Salt and pepper to taste, serve

 

For some odd reason, I didn’t feel like anything resembling the traditional St. Patrick’s Day meal of corned beef and cabbage. We were having a few friends over, and I opted for another one of favorites, tortilla soup. Purists will want to make their own tortillas and cut them into small pieces, I generally don’t have the time or patience and have found that decent store-bought chips work fine, particularly since the flavors all come from the soup itself, not so much from the chips. This is yet another recipe that calls for concentrated broth, this time chicken. Most stores now carry the “Better Than Bullion” brand on the top shelf of the soup section, and you can also get larger containers (for less cost) at Costco or Cash and Carry. I buy the large sizes and use it constantly.

 

Tortilla soup
Ingredients
2 lbs of chicken breasts and/or thighs, diced
2 #2 cans (the big can) of diced tomatoes, with the juices
Small can of tomato paste
8-10 cups of homemade chicken stock, OR
2 lg cans of 99% fat free chicken broth (Swanson’s is best)
1 tablespoon of concentrated chicken broth (can substitute granulated bouillon)
1 large yellow onion, diced
1 bunch of cilantro, chopped
1 tablespoon of good chili powder or a combination of chili powders (New Mexico, California, etc.)
1 teaspoon of powdered cumin
1 pound pkg of frozen corn
1 can of black beans, rinsed & drained

 

Garnishes
Avocado, halved, sliced thin
Sour cream (real, or light works best – not imitation/non-fat stuff)
Salsa fresca, or a chunky salsa of your choice. Make it yourself with some cilantro, half an onion, a jalapeno, and a couple diced tomatoes
Tortilla chips

 

Technique
Combine the chicken with 1 teaspoon of the chili mixture in a bowl
Sweat the onion in 1 tablespoon of oil (5 minutes, medium heat, covered)
Add the tomato paste, 1 can of tomatoes, the remainder of the chili mixture, the cumin, and simmer for 10 minutes – Stir occasionally, don’t let it boil or burn
Add 2 cups of broth, and the chicken, return to a simmer, reduce to low heat, cover and simmer for 30 minutes stirring occasionally
Add the remainder of the canned broth, the chicken concentrate (or granules / bouillon cubes in a pinch), the other can of tomatoes, ½ the cilantro, the corn and beans, bring to a boil on high heat
Reduce to Med-Low heat, simmer for an hour, partially covered

Serve with a garnish of a couple chips in the middle of the bowl, topped with a few avocado slices, a teaspoon of salsa, a dollop of sour cream, and a sprinkle of cilantro.

Best with a Margarita and a bonus is a fresh key lime pie for dessert.

And tonight?  Out to dinner to a restaurant I haven’t tried before, in the nearby community of Sisters. I cook almost every night, and every now and then it’s nice to let someone else have the kitchen duties!